Due to warmer weather and general spring fever, the Goddess briefly became unhinged: in Week 34, she actually advised gentlemen to wrap their member in plastic wrap.
While this may be a heap of fun, it is not advisable from a sexual health perspective. So, ladies and gentlemen, please wrap your favorite penises in plastic wrap as you wish, but note that this practice is a definite “no-no” if you are looking to prevent STIs (sexually transmitted infections) or pregnancy.
Sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy can ensue. What was she thinking?
Sincerely,
Goddess Management
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