Let’s face it-the first thing people think of when they hear “the newest in sex technology” is porn. Turns out, there’s a whole host of technological advances that reach far beyond.
iVibrate App: The iPhone is many great things rolled into one: cell phone, digital camera, MP3 player, internet, and, oh, yeah, did we mention vibrator? The iPhone iVibrate App soothes your body by using the phone’s built in vibrator. Great for your back, neck, head, and “any other area that needs a little release.” Ow, la, la.
Coming soon-Teledildonics: Great for the long-distance, bi-coastal couple, teledildonics will stimulate sex in a computer virtual reality, allowing users to interactively have sex with one another miles away. Teledildonics is sponsored by Virtual Reality Innovations, the same company that invented the Virtual Sex Machine.
Talk2Me & OhMiBod: Forget about resorting to your standby Slow Jams mixed tape when you wanna get it on. There are now two sex toys that vibrate based on audio sounds and radio frequencies they pick up. What does this mean exactly? That you can pleasure yourself by listening to Prince whisper, “I wanna be your lover,” or fantasize about Justin Timberlake as he explains how he’s bringing SexyBack. HOT.
Let’s get it on!