I always knew the Germans were kinky. Long before SpielPalast and racy cabarets, German Cavewomen were using sex toys!
A prehistoric siltstone phallus was discovered in a cave in Germany and is being studied at the University of Tubingen. Researchers believe this 30,000-year-old sex object also doubled as tool to start fires (the equivalent of a cigarette after sex? Perhaps).
Clearly, we can learn a lot from these cavewomen. They made use of what they had “handy,” and didn’t need to worry about PVC in their sex toys.
