Top 10 Least Romantic Love Song Lyrics
June 9th, 2010The other day I happened to be cruising down the highway with my radio blaring (pretty much the norm for me). Being the lover of lyrics I am, I was paying close attention to the song. Florence and the Machine came on and suddenly their lyrics made me think, Wait? WHAT? 
Their song Kiss With a Fist is a love song about the destructive forces behind some relationships. It totes the mantra, “A kiss with a fist is better than none.” While it is a phenomenal song that showcases Florence Welch’s powerful voice, the lyrics make it the least romantic love song I have ever heard…
To go along with this lyrical theme, I give you the Top 10 Least Romantic Love Song Lyrics . They range from the equally bizarre to the horrendously corny. What are some of your favorite unromantic love songs?
I have two to add to the list!
1) “Sexy Bitch” by David Guetta. He complains he can’t find “the words to describe this girl without being disrepectful,” so he just says “Damn, you’s a sexy bitch.” Really?? Wow, I’m swooning.
2)I actually know someone who walked down the aisle to the Scorpions “Rock You Like a Hurricane!” Nothing screams “Wedding Song” like the lyrics “The bitch is hungry she needs to tell/So give her inches and feed her well/More days to come, new places to go/I’ve got to leave it’s time for a show”