Has life got you stressed out? Perhaps stuck in gridlock traffic on some crowded highway? Would you rather be high up in the clouds, floating around with curled toes? Then boy, do we have a product for you! 
It’s called Trojan Vibrations Tri-Phoria and its side-effects include “screams of ecstasy, a sudden glow, and intense pleasure.” But to be clear, it’s not a vibrator; it’s a personal massager—big difference.
Ok so there’s really not any difference at all. Trojan Vibrations is in fact a vibrator—they just can’t call it that on t.v. Check out their bizarre commercial for yourself.
