When it comes to food or art & crafts, Martha Stewart reigns supreme. Whether you need a recipe for mushroom-and-scallion frittata, a knitted cat-nip pillow, or even a lighted pinecone arrangement, Martha is your woman.
The area she’s not so knowledgeable turns out to be prophylactics. In this clip below, Martha suggests an alternative, DIY use for sausage casings. Those pig intestines may hold the meat in, Martha, but not that kinda meat.
For those of you wanting to play it safe, you can pick up free (and 100% non-pork condoms) at any Planned Parenthood health center.
