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VIDEO: What’s For Dinner? Vagine Cusine!

April 11, 2012 Be the first to comment!

Ladies, is your partner hungry for something different? Does he/she long to explore new tastes?  Is he/she unwilling to take a trip down south?  Great news! Now you can flavor your vag to taste like your partner’s favorite food! With three mouth-watering … {MORE}


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Martha Stewart Recommends Sausage Casing as Condom

December 13, 2011 Be the first to comment!

When it comes to food or art & crafts, Martha Stewart reigns supreme. Whether you need a recipe for mushroom-and-scallion frittata, a knitted cat-nip pillow, or even a lighted pinecone arrangement, Martha is your woman.  The area she’s not so knowledgeable … {MORE}


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Comedian Lizz Winstead and Her Tour for Planned Parenthood!

October 21, 2011 Be the first to comment!

This week, we’re taking a break from answering your questions to tell you about a pretty kick-ass woman: Lizz Winstead. Lizz is a comedian and political satirist, with a resume a mile long. She is the co-creator of The Daily … {MORE}


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SNL’s Lil Poundcake

October 11, 2011 Be the first to comment!

Since the infamous Michele Bachmann HPV comment, health organizations have been working tirelessly to bring people the real facts about the Human Papillomavirus.   That being said, who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh? Check out this hilarious parody from Saturday … {MORE}


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We’re Lovin’ It: Condoms with Corporate Slogans

September 27, 2011 Be the first to comment!

We assume the advertising guru responsible for Home Depot’s “You can do it. We can help” campaign never realized what double-entendre gold he/she had invented…until now.  The website Obvious Winner has put together an entertaining collection of famous advertising slogans—slogans … {MORE}


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A Royal Turn-On

July 12, 2011 Be the first to comment!

Remember a few months ago we told you about Crown Jewels Condoms, the novelty condoms sold as souvenirs for the Royal Wedding?  Well, it looks like the company had some keen foresight into just how hot and bothered watching Will … {MORE}


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The ‘Driving’ Force Behind His Sexual Intentions

June 21, 2011 Be the first to comment!

Consensual Text is featured on Twitter and on Facebook.  Like and follow us for info on a range of topics pertaining to sex and sexual health! Men have been called a lot of things: dogs, pigs, and now… peacocks.  No, this … {MORE}


humor, masturbation

Woman wins right to masturbate at work

May 17, 2011 COMMENTS (1)

The headline screamed bizarre plotline of a tv medical drama: “Woman diagnosed with ‘hypersexuality’ wins right to masturbate at work.” Brazil-native Ana Catarian Bezerra suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality.   During stressful moments at work, … {MORE}


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Americans would give up sex to keep remote control

February 15, 2011 Be the first to comment!

And over in the baffling news corner, we have this story: A third of Americans say they would give up SEX to keep their remote control. 36% of us lazy bastards think physically standing up to change the channel is … {MORE}


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Naughty Christmas Pick Up Lines

December 21, 2010 Be the first to comment!

We’ve never been big fans of pick up lines…but these really take the “creepy” cake.   Christmas Pick Up Lines to avoid this holiday season: I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list. Are you interested in … {MORE}


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