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Honest Sex Coupons

December 14, 2010 Be the first to comment!

This time of year, everyone has a wish list. Here are some gifts to not give your significant other, no matter how tempting they may be—Honest Sex Coupons via College Humor. See the complete list here.


humor, sex education, sexual health

Bizarre, Yet Catchy Song About VD

November 3, 2010 Be the first to comment!

We’d like to know what the Ad Council was thinking when they came up with this gem of a public service announcement in 1969. Their ad is about VD (Venereal Disease) and is supposed to explain “everybody” can contract sexually … {MORE}


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Halloween Costumes That Should Never Be “Sexy”

October 27, 2010 Be the first to comment!

Everyone knows sex sells, and Halloween arguably exploits this notion more than any other holiday. If you’re a woman, your options for costumes are pretty much limited to nasty & decrepit witch, or scantly clad fill-in-the-blank. And boy, are there a … {MORE}


humor, masturbation, pleasure

Trojan Gets Away with Airing New Vibrator Commercial by Not Calling It a Vibrator

October 5, 2010 Be the first to comment!

Has life got you stressed out? Perhaps stuck in gridlock traffic on some crowded highway? Would you rather be high up in the clouds, floating around with curled toes? Then boy, do we have a product for you! It’s called … {MORE}


humor, pleasure

Manassas, VA Sex Shop Scandal

September 29, 2010 COMMENTS (1)

Christine O’Donnell isn’t the only chastity-crazed entity to make the news this week. Fear of a sex shop opening up in Manassas, Virginia has residents so upset that they’ve threatened to pray the store out of existence. The City Council … {MORE}


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Best Places to Have Sex???

August 24, 2010 Be the first to comment!

We aren’t buying this article by Shine, which boasts the “best places” to have sex. Considering most gyms recommend you wear flip flops in the shower, I am not inclined to fornicate wildly in a place where even my feet … {MORE}


humor, relationships, sexual orientation

Gay Marriage

August 17, 2010 COMMENTS (1)

This entry is dedicated to the wonderful Catriona, who helps write this blog and is marrying her honey this weekend! PPNNE wants to show support to all the lovely gay couples in California postponing their weddings, pending the appeals process. … {MORE}


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Boxers or Briefs? Or….Loincloths?

August 9, 2010 Be the first to comment!

Consensual Text is featured on Twitter and on Facebook .  Fan and follow us for info on a range of topics pertaining to sex and sexual health! For a nice reprieve from lingerie ads and a comprehensive, accurate and funny history … {MORE}


humor, Literature

Spider-Man & Planned Parenthood Team Up for Comic

June 29, 2010 Be the first to comment!

Spider-Man was undoubtedly one of the greatest Marvel Comic superheroes of all time. When he wasn’t shooting spider-webs out of his wrist and climbing tall buildings, he was using his “spider-sense” to bring down every villain in New York City. … {MORE}


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Dapper Dick and His Gang

June 22, 2010 Be the first to comment!

According to Dapper Dick’s website, “It is our deepest hope that this product will add some spark and spontaneity into your marriage.” We suppose when your man dons the Fireman Rick ensemble or Pirate Hardwood getup there is spontaneity in … {MORE}


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