Consensual Text

Since we are all about taking care of your body (and having fun while doing it), we bring you a sex-toy review from one of our loyal readers. Please note that Planned Parenthood of Northern New England does not in any way endorse this product or company. Happy reading.

If you’re like me, you’ve probably been overwhelmed hearing about chemicals and environmental toxins. Phthalates are of particular concern because they are used in just about anything and everything, including many soft-plastics. Since sex toys are considered “novelties,” they aren’t regulated by our government—meaning lots of nasty stuff can be used in them, including high concentrations of phthalates—yuck! So what’s an eco-and health-conscious girl to do when she’s in need of a little help in her solo-flying pleasure-activities, but wants to avoid nasty chemicals?

I turned to the internet to learn more about environmentally-friendly vibrators and dildos. I came across this great post by Planet Green and I paid attention.

Because this is a personal venture, I didn’t have the cash to try everything out there. I decided to quickly rule out the cold, hard, or the didn’t-move-and-groove-on-their-own-versions because I was looking for more spice. And, while I know certain animal-laden toys are also popular lately (the Rabbit), those, too, were quickly crossed-off my list (there’s something about sticking myself with a flying, swimming, or hopping creature that just doesn’t do it for me).

Then I came across the Sinnflut Rechargeable Vibrator and my search pretty much ended. Let me tell you why I love it: It’s made from 100% body-safe silicone; It’s rechargeable (less risk of finding dead batteries when you’re all hot and heavy); It’s waterproof (a HUGE selling point for me since that’s how my last vibrator met it’s demise…but that’s a story for another post); It has 9 speeds and 3 pulsing levels (yup—that’s right—no matter what mood you’re in, there’s pretty much a speed to get you there); And, as if all of those other points weren’t great enough, it’s ribbed for your enjoyment. What’s not to love?

So, what can I say? Was it worth the $130 (actually, I found mine online for quite a bit less, because the color choices were limited)? Heck yeah!

And, I feel like I’m taking even better care of myself and the environment by choosing this safe-sex sex toy.

An interesting alternative to traditional sex toys:  a vibrator that cranks, then vibrates.  No batteries needed!  Made from non-toxic, recycled materials, no less.

I have to admit, initially I was skeptical because my partner owns a flashlight with the same crank mechanism.  My personal cranking experience has not been great: picture a woman with a full bladder huddled in a rainy tent with this flashlight, cranking away until I thought my arm would fall off from the exertion, to then enjoy 3 minutes of mood lighting while I try to find a bush where there are no wild animals who are waiting to pounce on me.

That said, apparently this vibrator has more advanced crank technology.  The site claims just 4 minutes of cranking will get you…well…cranking for 30 minutes.

All this for around $90.

If you own one, or are rushing to get your credit card ready and will own one, please email goddess@ppnne.org and let us know how it goes!

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